moparstuart
Well-Known Member
>> Old Timers Sex>>>>>> This is too funny to be dirty - enjoy!>>>> The husband leans over and asks his wife,>>>> 'Do you remember the first time we had sex together >> over fifty years ago?>>>> We went behind the village tavern where you leaned >> against the back fence and I made love to you.'>>>> 'Yes', she says, 'I remember it well.'>> 'OK,' he says, 'How about taking a stroll around there >> again and we can do it for old time's sake?'>>>> 'Oh Jim, you old devil, that sounds like a crazy, but >> good idea!'>>>> A police officer sitting in the next booth heard their >> conversation and, having a chuckle to himself, he thinks to himself, I've >> got to see these two old-timers having sex against a fence.>>>> I'll just keep an eye on them so there's no trouble.>>>> So he follows them.>>>> The elderly couple walks haltingly along, leaning on >> each other for support aided by walking sticks..>>>> Finally, they get to the back of the tavern and make >> their way to the fence..>>>> The old lady lifts her skirt and the old man drops his >> trousers.>>>> As she leans against the fence, the old man moves in...>>>>>> Then suddenly they erupt into the most furious sex that >> the policeman has ever seen.>>>> This goes on for about ten minutes while both are >> making loud noises and moaning and screaming.>>>> Finally, they both collapse, panting on the ground.>>>> The policeman is amazed.>>>> He thinks he has learned something about life and old >> age that he didn't know.>> After about half an hour of lying on the ground >> recovering, the old couple struggles to their feet and puts their clothes >> back on.>>>> The policeman, is still watching and thinks to himself,>> this is truly amazing, I've got to ask them what their >> secret is.>>>> So, as the couple passes, he says to them,>>>> 'Excuse me, but that was something else.>>>> You must've had a fantastic sex life together.>> Is there some sort of secret to this?'>>>> Shaking, the old man is barely able to reply,>> 'Fifty years ago that wasn't an electric fence>>
