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Police Do Care

Bee Keeper

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The Corpus Christi, Texas:

Police Department reports finding a man's body in the Nueces River near Labonte Park . The dead man's name will not be released until his family has been notified. The victim apparently drowned due to excessive beer consumption. He was wearing black fishnet stockings, a red garter belt, a pink G-string, a strap-on dildo, purple lipstick, and a Obama for President in 2008 t-shirt. He also had a cucumber in his rectum.
The police removed the Obama t-shirt to spare his family any unnecessary embarrassment.
In spite of what we sometimes think, the Police do care.
 
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