Mel69rrvert
Well-Known Member
When your friends cannot explain why they voted for Democrats, give them this.
They can then pick their reason(s) from this list.
1. I voted Democrat because I believe oil companies' profits of 4% on a gallon
of gas are obscene but the government taxing the same gallon of gas at 15%
isn't.
2. I voted Democrat because I believe the government will do a better job of
spending the money I earn than I would.
3. I voted Democrat because freedom of speech is fine as long as nobody is
offended by it.
4. I voted Democrat because I'm way too irresponsible to own a gun, and I know
that my local police are all I need to protect me from the murderers and
thieves who have guns.
5. I voted Democrat because I believe that people who can't tell us if it will
rain on Friday can tell us that the polar ice caps will melt away in ten years
if I don't start driving a Prius.
6. I voted Democrat because I'm not concerned about millions of babies being
murdered so long as we keep all death row inmates alive.
7. I voted Democrat because I think illegal aliens have a right to free health
care, education, and Social Security benefits.
8. I voted Democrat because I believe that businesses should not be allowed to
make profits for themselves. They need to break even and give the rest away to
the government for redistribution as the Democrats see fit.
9. I voted Democrat because I believe liberal judges need to rewrite the
Constitution every few days to suit some fringe kooks who would never get their
agendas past the voters.
10. I voted Democrat because I think that it's better to pay billions to people
who hate us for their oil, but not drill our own because it might upset some
endangered beetle or gopher.
11. I voted Democrat because while we live in the greatest, most wonderful
country in the world, I was promised "HOPE AND CHANGE" … AND I GOT IT.
They can then pick their reason(s) from this list.
1. I voted Democrat because I believe oil companies' profits of 4% on a gallon
of gas are obscene but the government taxing the same gallon of gas at 15%
isn't.
2. I voted Democrat because I believe the government will do a better job of
spending the money I earn than I would.
3. I voted Democrat because freedom of speech is fine as long as nobody is
offended by it.
4. I voted Democrat because I'm way too irresponsible to own a gun, and I know
that my local police are all I need to protect me from the murderers and
thieves who have guns.
5. I voted Democrat because I believe that people who can't tell us if it will
rain on Friday can tell us that the polar ice caps will melt away in ten years
if I don't start driving a Prius.
6. I voted Democrat because I'm not concerned about millions of babies being
murdered so long as we keep all death row inmates alive.
7. I voted Democrat because I think illegal aliens have a right to free health
care, education, and Social Security benefits.
8. I voted Democrat because I believe that businesses should not be allowed to
make profits for themselves. They need to break even and give the rest away to
the government for redistribution as the Democrats see fit.
9. I voted Democrat because I believe liberal judges need to rewrite the
Constitution every few days to suit some fringe kooks who would never get their
agendas past the voters.
10. I voted Democrat because I think that it's better to pay billions to people
who hate us for their oil, but not drill our own because it might upset some
endangered beetle or gopher.
11. I voted Democrat because while we live in the greatest, most wonderful
country in the world, I was promised "HOPE AND CHANGE" … AND I GOT IT.
