moparstuart
Well-Known Member
FUNNY STUFF
I was driving from Iowa City to Cedar Rapids the other day when a tire blew out.
Checking my spare, I found that it too was flat. My only option was to flag down
a passing motorist and get a ride to the next town.
The first vehicle to stop was an old man in a van. He yelled out the window,
"Need a lift?" "Yes, I sure do," I replied. "You a Republican or Democrat," asked
the old man..
"Republican," I replied. "Well, you can just go to Hell," yelled
the old man as he sped off. Another guy stopped, rolled down the window,
and asked me the same question. Again, I gave the same answer, " Republican."
The driver gave me the finger and drove off. I thought it over and decided
that maybe I should change my strategy, since this area seemed to be overly
political and there appeared
to be few Republicans. The next car to stop was
a red convertible driven by a beautiful blonde. She smiled seductively and asked
if I was a Republican or Democrat. "Democrat!" I shouted. "Hop in!" replied
the blonde. Driving down the road, I couldn't help but stare at the gorgeous
woman in the seat next to me, the wind blowing through her hair, perfect breasts,
and a short skirt that
continued to ride higher and higher up her thighs.
Finally, I yelled, "Please stop the car." She immediately slammed on the brakes
and as soon as the car stopped, I jumped out.
"What's the matter?" she asked.
"I can't take it anymore," I replied. "I've only been a Democrat for five minutes
and already I want to screw somebody."
I was driving from Iowa City to Cedar Rapids the other day when a tire blew out.
Checking my spare, I found that it too was flat. My only option was to flag down
a passing motorist and get a ride to the next town.
The first vehicle to stop was an old man in a van. He yelled out the window,
"Need a lift?" "Yes, I sure do," I replied. "You a Republican or Democrat," asked
the old man..
"Republican," I replied. "Well, you can just go to Hell," yelled
the old man as he sped off. Another guy stopped, rolled down the window,
and asked me the same question. Again, I gave the same answer, " Republican."
The driver gave me the finger and drove off. I thought it over and decided
that maybe I should change my strategy, since this area seemed to be overly
political and there appeared
to be few Republicans. The next car to stop was
a red convertible driven by a beautiful blonde. She smiled seductively and asked
if I was a Republican or Democrat. "Democrat!" I shouted. "Hop in!" replied
the blonde. Driving down the road, I couldn't help but stare at the gorgeous
woman in the seat next to me, the wind blowing through her hair, perfect breasts,
and a short skirt that
continued to ride higher and higher up her thighs.
Finally, I yelled, "Please stop the car." She immediately slammed on the brakes
and as soon as the car stopped, I jumped out.
"What's the matter?" she asked.
"I can't take it anymore," I replied. "I've only been a Democrat for five minutes
and already I want to screw somebody."
