moparstuart
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Q. What does Popeye do to keep his favorite tool from rusting?
A. Sticks it in Olive Oyl.
Q. How do you know a man is really a bad dancer?
A. When he can still step on Dolly Parton's toes.
Q. What's a diaphragm?
A. A trampoline for dickheads.
Q. What do an airport and a illegal abortion have in common?
A. The Hanger.
Q. What proof do we have that prostitution is recession-proof?
A. Everyone knows that hookers thrive on hard times.
Q. What do a dildo and soy beans have in common?
A. They are both used as substitute meat.
Q. What do you call a man who cries while he masturbates?
A. A tearjerker.
Q. What's the difference between medium and rare?
A. 6 inches is medium, 8 inches is rare.
Q. How is a woman like a road?
A. Both have manholes.
Q. What's the the definition of a vagina?
A. The box a penis comes in.
Q. What do you call twelve naked men sitting on each others shoulders?
A. A scrotum pole!
Q. What does Popeye do to keep his favorite tool from rusting?
A. Sticks it in Olive Oyl.
Q. How do you know a man is really a bad dancer?
A. When he can still step on Dolly Parton's toes.
Q. What's a diaphragm?
A. A trampoline for dickheads.
Q. What do an airport and a illegal abortion have in common?
A. The Hanger.
Q. What proof do we have that prostitution is recession-proof?
A. Everyone knows that hookers thrive on hard times.
Q. What do a dildo and soy beans have in common?
A. They are both used as substitute meat.
Q. What do you call a man who cries while he masturbates?
A. A tearjerker.
Q. What's the difference between medium and rare?
A. 6 inches is medium, 8 inches is rare.
Q. How is a woman like a road?
A. Both have manholes.
Q. What's the the definition of a vagina?
A. The box a penis comes in.
Q. What do you call twelve naked men sitting on each others shoulders?
A. A scrotum pole!
