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Keeper of the Green
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The Lone Ranger and Tonto were camped out for the night. The Lone Ranger went into the bushes to relieve himself. While he was standing there, a snake bit him on his manhood. He yelled to Tonto" Quickly, go into town,find a doctor, and ask what we need to do for a snake bite!" Tonto said "Me go find doctor" Tonto goes into town, and finds a doctor. The doctor tells Tonto that you need to cut the bite, and suck out the veniom. Tonto rides quickly back to camp. The Lone Ranger asks Tonto "What did the doctor say?" "Doctor say you gonna die Kemosabie"
