george68hemirr
I think you guys are full of shit.
----- The Best Surgeon In California
Three Californian surgeons were playing golf together and discussing
surgeries they had performed. One of them said, "I'm the best surgeon
in California . In my favorite case, a concert pianist lost several
fingers in an accident, I reattached them, and 8 months later he
performed a private concert for the Queen of England ."
The second surgeon said, "That's nothing. A young man lost an arm and
both legs in an accident, I reattached them and two years later he won
a gold medal in track and field events at the Olympics."
The third surgeon said, "You guys are amateurs. Several years ago a
woman was high on cocaine and marijuana and she rode a horse head-on
into a train traveling 80 miles an hour. All I had left to work with
was the woman's hair and the horse's ass. I was able to put them
together and now she's Speaker of the House."
Three Californian surgeons were playing golf together and discussing
surgeries they had performed. One of them said, "I'm the best surgeon
in California . In my favorite case, a concert pianist lost several
fingers in an accident, I reattached them, and 8 months later he
performed a private concert for the Queen of England ."
The second surgeon said, "That's nothing. A young man lost an arm and
both legs in an accident, I reattached them and two years later he won
a gold medal in track and field events at the Olympics."
The third surgeon said, "You guys are amateurs. Several years ago a
woman was high on cocaine and marijuana and she rode a horse head-on
into a train traveling 80 miles an hour. All I had left to work with
was the woman's hair and the horse's ass. I was able to put them
together and now she's Speaker of the House."
