Bee Keeper
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A small zoo in College Station , TX obtained a very rare species of gorilla. Within a few weeks the gorilla, a female, became very difficult to handle. Upon examination, the veterinarian determined the problem. The gorilla was in heat. To make matters worse, there was no male gorilla available..
Thinking about their problem, the Zoo Keeper thought of The Texas A&M Graduate, a redneck part-time worker responsible for cleaning the animal cages. The Aggie, like most Aggies, didn't have a lot of sense, but did have a peculiar way with animals, especially the female animals. The Zoo Keeper thought they might have a solution.
The Aggie was approached with a proposition. Would he be willing to mate with the gorilla for $500.00?
The Aggie showed some interest, but said he would have to think the matter over carefully. The following day, he announced that he would accept their offer, but only under five conditions:
'First', he said, 'I ain't gonna kiss her on the lips.' The Keeper quickly agreed to this condition..
'Second', he said, 'She must wear a Jorvorskie Lane Jersey .' The keeper again readily agreed to this condition.
'Third', he said, 'you can't never tell no one about this.' The keeper again readily agreed to this condition.
'Fourth', he said, 'I want all the children raised Southern Baptist.' Once again it was agreed.
'And last,' he said, 'I'll need another week to come up with the $500.00.
Thinking about their problem, the Zoo Keeper thought of The Texas A&M Graduate, a redneck part-time worker responsible for cleaning the animal cages. The Aggie, like most Aggies, didn't have a lot of sense, but did have a peculiar way with animals, especially the female animals. The Zoo Keeper thought they might have a solution.
The Aggie was approached with a proposition. Would he be willing to mate with the gorilla for $500.00?
The Aggie showed some interest, but said he would have to think the matter over carefully. The following day, he announced that he would accept their offer, but only under five conditions:
'First', he said, 'I ain't gonna kiss her on the lips.' The Keeper quickly agreed to this condition..
'Second', he said, 'She must wear a Jorvorskie Lane Jersey .' The keeper again readily agreed to this condition.
'Third', he said, 'you can't never tell no one about this.' The keeper again readily agreed to this condition.
'Fourth', he said, 'I want all the children raised Southern Baptist.' Once again it was agreed.
'And last,' he said, 'I'll need another week to come up with the $500.00.
