The Harley Mechanic and The Cardiologist

[george68hemirr]

The Harley Mechanic and The Cardiologist

A mechanic was removing a cylinder-head from the motor of a
Harley motorcycle when he spotted a well-known cardiologist
in his shop. The cardiologist was there waiting for the service manager
to come to take a look at his bike when the mechanic shouted across the
Garage, 'Hey Doc, want to take a look at this?'

The cardiologist, a bit Surprised, walked over to where the mechanic was
working on the motorcycle. The mechanic straightened up, wiped his hands
on a rag and asked, 'So Doc, look at this engine. I opened its heart, took
the valves out, repaired any damage, and then put them back in, and when
I finish, it works just like new. So how come I make $39,675 a year and
you get the really big bucks ($1,695,759) when you and I are doing
basically the same work?'

The cardiologist paused, smiled and leaned over,
then whispered to the mechanic...

Try doing it with the engine running. arty: arty: arty:

 

[mcmopar]

I thought your joke was this one with a different specialist but since it isn't I'll post this one:

A gynecologist had become fed up with malpractice insurance and HMO paperwork and had become burned out. Hoping to try another career where skillful hands would be beneficial, he decided to become a mechanic. He went to the local technical college, signed up for classes, attended diligently, and learned all he could.

When the time for the practical exam approached, the gynecologist prepared carefully for weeks and completed the exam with tremendous skill. When the results came back, he was surprised to find that he had obtained a score of 150%.

Fearing and error, he called the instructor saying; "I don't want to appear ungrateful for such an outstanding result, but I wonder if there is an error in the grade". The instructor said; "during the exam you took the engine apart perfectly which was worth 50% of the total grade. You put the engine back together again perfectly, which was also worth 50% of your grade. Your score was perfect." Then the instructor paused a moment, still noticing a look of befuddlement on the gynecologist's face. He then added; "I gave you an extra 50 % because you did it all through the muffler, which I've never seen done in my entire career!"

(Note: sorry if this is a repeat).

 

[george68hemirr]

ITS A DOUBLE HEADER!!!!!!!!!!

 

[ACME A12]

Those are both very good.

 

[Roadcuda]

Those are both very good.

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