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THE LONE RANGERS LAST REQUEST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

george68hemirr

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> > The Lone Ranger's
> > Last Request
> >
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> >
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> > The Lone Ranger was ambushed and captured
> >
> > by an enemy Indian War Party.
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> > The Indian Chief proclaims,
> >
> >
> >
> > "So, YOU are the great Lone Ranger" ....
> >
> >
> > "In honor of the Harvest Festival,
> >
> > YOU will be executed in three days."
> >
> > "Before I kill you, I grant you three requests"
> >
> > "What is your FIRST request ???'
> >
> > The Lone Ranger responds,
> > "I'd like to speak to my horse."
> >
> > The Chief nods and Silver is brought
> > before the Lone Ranger who whispers in
> > Silver's ear, and the horse gallops away.
> >
> > Later that evening, Silver returns with
> > a beautiful blonde woman on his back.
> > As the Indian Chief watches,
> > the blonde enters the Lone Ranger's tent
> > and spends the night.
> >
> >
> > The next morning the Indian Chief admits
> > he's impressed.
> > "You have a very fine and loyal horse",
> > "But I will still kill you in two days."
> >
> > "What is your SECOND request ???"
> >
> >
> > The Lone Ranger again asks to speak
> > to his horse.
> > Silver is brought to
> > him,
> > and he again whispers in the horse's ear.
> >
> > As before, Silver takes off and disappears
> > over the horizon.
> >
> > Later that evening, to the Chief's surprise,
> >
> > Silver again returns, this time with a
> > voluptuous brunette, more attractive
> > than the blonde.
> >
> >
> > She enters the Lone Rangers tent
> > and spends the night.
> >
> > The following morning the Indian Chief
> > is again impressed.
> > "You are indeed a man of many talents,"
> > "But I will still kill you tomorrow."
> > "What is your LAST request ???"
> >
> >
> > The Lone Ranger responds,
> >
> > "I'd like to speak to my horse, ..... alone."
> >
> > The Chief is curious, but he agrees,
> > and Silver is brought to
> > the
> > <>Lone Ranger's tent.
> >
> >
> > Once they're alone,
> > the Lone Ranger grabs Silver by both ears,
> > Looks him square in the eye and says,
> >
> >
> > Listen Very Carefully !!!!
> > FOR... THE... LAST... TIME...
> >
> > I SAID ....
> >
> >
> >
> > "BRING POSSE"
> >
 
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