The ongoing saga of Ray and Tammy

[69hemibeep]

Ray always wanted a pair of authentic cowboy boots, so, seeing some on sale, he bought them and wore them home.

Walking proudly, he sauntered into the kitchen and said to Tammy, "Notice anything different about me?"

Tammy looked him over. "Nope."

Frustrated, Ray stormed off into the bathroom, undressed and walked back into the kitchen completely naked except for the boots.

Again he asked Tam, a little louder this time, "Notice anything different NOW?"

Tammy looked up and said in her best deadpan, "Ray, what's different? It's hanging down today, it was hanging down yesterday, it'll be hanging down again tomorrow."

Furious, Ray yelled, "AND DO YOU KNOW WHY IT'S HANGING DOWN, TAM?"

"Nope. Not a clue", she replied.

"IT'S HANGING DOWN, BECAUSE IT'S LOOKING AT MY NEW BOOTS!!!!"

Without missing a beat Tammy replied, "Shoulda bought a hat".
So I changed the names to get at the joke Mod

 

[69hemibeep]

Ray always wanted a pair of authentic cowboy boots, so, seeing some on sale, he bought them and wore them home.

Walking proudly, he sauntered into the kitchen and said to Tammy, "Notice anything different about me?"

Tammy looked him over. "Nope."

Frustrated, Ray stormed off into the bathroom, undressed and walked back into the kitchen completely naked except for the boots.

Again he asked Tam, a little louder this time, "Notice anything different NOW?"

Tammy looked up and said in her best deadpan, "Ray, what's different? It's hanging down today, it was hanging down yesterday, it'll be hanging down again tomorrow."

Furious, Ray yelled, "AND DO YOU KNOW WHY IT'S HANGING DOWN, TAM?"

"Nope. Not a clue", she replied.

"IT'S HANGING DOWN, BECAUSE IT'S LOOKING AT MY NEW BOOTS!!!!"

Without missing a beat Tammy replied, "Shoulda bought a hat".
So I changed the names to get at the joke Mod

And I'm quoting it in hopes he has no power over quotes

 

[moparstuart]

Ray always wanted a pair of authentic cowboy boots, so, seeing some on sale, he bought them and wore them home.

Walking proudly, he sauntered into the kitchen and said to Tammy, "Notice anything different about me?"

Tammy looked him over. "Nope."

Frustrated, Ray stormed off into the bathroom, undressed and walked back into the kitchen completely naked except for the boots.

Again he asked Tam, a little louder this time, "Notice anything different NOW?"

Tammy looked up and said in her best deadpan, "Bob, what's different? It's hanging down today, it was hanging down yesterday, it'll be hanging down again tomorrow."

Furious, Ray yelled, "AND DO YOU KNOW WHY IT'S HANGING DOWN, TAM?"

"Nope. Not a clue", she replied.

"IT'S HANGING DOWN, BECAUSE IT'S LOOKING AT MY NEW BOOTS!!!!"

Without missing a beat Tammy replied, "Shoulda bought a hat".
So I changed the names to get at the joke Mod

And I'm quoting it in hopes he has no power over quotes

well it must have originallly been bob because you forgot to change one bob right in the middle of the joke :jester: :lmao: or bob was in the conversation also

 

[69hemibeep]

Dambit :basketcase:

 

[ACME A12]

well it must have originallly been bob because you forgot to change one bob right in the middle of the joke :jester: :lmao: or bob was in the conversation also

Now THAT'S funny... :lmao:

:jester:

 

[george68hemirr]

oh bobby....your soooo bad

 

[Roadcuda]

:lmao:

 

[ACME A12]

Dambit :basketcase:

Mrs. ACME just read this; I think you're getting a phone call... :basketcase:

 

[69hemibeep]

Dambit :basketcase:

Mrs. ACME just read this; I think you're getting a phone call... :basketcase:

:cheers:

 

[Roadcuda]

Dambit :basketcase:

Mrs. ACME just read this; I think you're getting a phone call... :basketcase:

:cheers:

The plot thickens!!!!! :jester:

 

[ACME A12]

Mrs. ACME just read this; I think you're getting a phone call... :basketcase:

:cheers:

The plot thickens!!!!! :jester:

She thought it was funny and was going to call to commend him on his little dig. Fortunately she got sidetracked. Good thing. I don't need those two comparing notes on ANYTHING...

 

[Steve]

That's mean Bob......very funny.....but mean

 

[Roadcuda]

Mrs. ACME just read this; I think you're getting a phone call... :basketcase: [/quote]
:cheers: [/quote]
The plot thickens!!!!! :jester: [/quote]

She thought it was funny and was going to call to commend him on his little dig. Fortunately she got sidetracked. Good thing. I don't need those two comparing notes on ANYTHING... [/quote]
Sounds like you need to be afraid Ray, very afraid! :jester: