generaljmwlee
Well-Known Member
THE PERFECT HUSBAND
Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A
cellular phone on a bench rings and a man engages the
hands-free speaker function and begins to talk. Everyone else
in the room stops to listen.
MAN: 'Hello'
WOMAN: 'Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?'
MAN: 'Yes'
WOMAN: 'I am at the shops now and found this beautiful
leather coat. It's only $2,000. Is it OK if I buy it?'
MAN: 'Sure, go ahead if you like it that much.'
WOMAN: 'I also stopped by the Lexus dealership and saw the
new Models. I saw one I really liked.'
MAN: 'How much?'
WOMAN: '$90,000'
MAN: 'OK, but for that price I want it with all the options.'
WOMAN: 'Great! Oh, and one more thing...the house I wanted
last year is back on the market. They're asking $980,000'
MAN: 'Well, then go ahead and give them an offer of
$900,000. They will probably take it. If not, we can go the
extra 80 thousand if it's really a good deal.'
WOMAN: 'OK.I'll see you later! I love you so much!'
MAN: 'Bye! I love you, too.'
The man hangs up. The other men in the locker room are
staring at him in astonishment, mouths agape.
He turns and asks: 'Anyone know who this phone belongs to?
Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A
cellular phone on a bench rings and a man engages the
hands-free speaker function and begins to talk. Everyone else
in the room stops to listen.
MAN: 'Hello'
WOMAN: 'Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?'
MAN: 'Yes'
WOMAN: 'I am at the shops now and found this beautiful
leather coat. It's only $2,000. Is it OK if I buy it?'
MAN: 'Sure, go ahead if you like it that much.'
WOMAN: 'I also stopped by the Lexus dealership and saw the
new Models. I saw one I really liked.'
MAN: 'How much?'
WOMAN: '$90,000'
MAN: 'OK, but for that price I want it with all the options.'
WOMAN: 'Great! Oh, and one more thing...the house I wanted
last year is back on the market. They're asking $980,000'
MAN: 'Well, then go ahead and give them an offer of
$900,000. They will probably take it. If not, we can go the
extra 80 thousand if it's really a good deal.'
WOMAN: 'OK.I'll see you later! I love you so much!'
MAN: 'Bye! I love you, too.'
The man hangs up. The other men in the locker room are
staring at him in astonishment, mouths agape.
He turns and asks: 'Anyone know who this phone belongs to?
