THE PERFECT HUSBAND!

[generaljmwlee]

THE PERFECT HUSBAND

Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A
cellular phone on a bench rings and a man engages the
hands-free speaker function and begins to talk. Everyone else
in the room stops to listen.

MAN: 'Hello'

WOMAN: 'Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?'
MAN: 'Yes'

WOMAN: 'I am at the shops now and found this beautiful
leather coat. It's only $2,000. Is it OK if I buy it?'
MAN: 'Sure, go ahead if you like it that much.'

WOMAN: 'I also stopped by the Lexus dealership and saw the
new Models. I saw one I really liked.'
MAN: 'How much?'
WOMAN: '$90,000'
MAN: 'OK, but for that price I want it with all the options.'

WOMAN: 'Great! Oh, and one more thing...the house I wanted
last year is back on the market. They're asking $980,000'
MAN: 'Well, then go ahead and give them an offer of
$900,000. They will probably take it. If not, we can go the
extra 80 thousand if it's really a good deal.'

WOMAN: 'OK.I'll see you later! I love you so much!'
MAN: 'Bye! I love you, too.'

The man hangs up. The other men in the locker room are
staring at him in astonishment, mouths agape.
He turns and asks: 'Anyone know who this phone belongs to?

 

[george68hemirr]

:lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:

 

[69hemibeep]

George you posted this on Jan 19th, :toetap: :jester:

 

[george68hemirr]

George you posted this on Jan 19th, :toetap: :jester:

i was trying to be nice

 

[69hemibeep]

George you posted this on Jan 19th, :toetap: :jester:

i was trying to be nice

Don't be nice bust his balls

 

[Steve]

George you posted this on Jan 19th, :toetap: :jester:

Bloody hell Bob,not only do you know it's a repeat post but even the date as well :worship:

 

[69hemibeep]

George you posted this on Jan 19th, :toetap: :jester:

Bloody hell Bob,not only do you know it's a repeat post but even the date as well :worship:

If I post a repeat I will never hear the end of it, you may as well put my balls in a vise :lmao:

 

[generaljmwlee]

i just got the memo! cant help I am on the bottom of the list! :jester: BY the way does this help my post count? :lmao: :lmao:

 

[george68hemirr]

bob has toooooooo much time on his computor......we have to fire ray and make bob the joke moderator......Ray.....your outta here

 

[69hemibeep]

bob has toooooooo much time on his computor......we have to fire ray and make bob the joke moderator......Ray.....your outta here

It wouldn't work, power goes to my head

 

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