george68hemirr
I think you guys are full of shit.
>
> A man wakes up in the hospital, bandaged from head to
> foot. The doctor
> comes in and says, 'Ah, I see you've regained
> consciousness. Now, you probably
> won't remember, but you were in a pile-up on the
> freeway. You're going to be
> okay, you'll walk again and everything, but.....
> something happened. I'm trying
> to break this gently, but the fact is, your willy was
> chopped off in the
> wreck and we were unable to find it.'
> The man groans, but the doctor goes on, 'You've
> got $9000 in insurance
> compensation coming and we have the technology now to
> build you a new willy that
> will work as well as your old one did -better in fact! But
> the thing is, it
> doesn't come cheap. It's $1000 an inch.'
> The man perks up at this. 'So,' the doctor says,
> 'it's for you to decide
> how many inches you want. But it's something you'd
> better discuss with your
> wife. I mean, if you had a five inch one before, and you
> decide to go for a nine
> incher, she might be a bit put out. But if you had a nine
> inch one
> before,and you decide only to invest in a five incher this
> time, she might be
> disappointed. So it's important that she plays a role
> in helping you make the
> decision.'
> The man agrees to talk with his wife. The doctor comes
> back the next
> day.'So,' says the doctor, 'have you spoken
> with your wife?'
> 'I have,' says the man.
> 'And has she helped you in making the decision?'
> 'Yes, she has,' says the man.
> 'And what is it?' asks the doctor.
> 'We're getting granite countertops.'
>
>
> A man wakes up in the hospital, bandaged from head to
> foot. The doctor
> comes in and says, 'Ah, I see you've regained
> consciousness. Now, you probably
> won't remember, but you were in a pile-up on the
> freeway. You're going to be
> okay, you'll walk again and everything, but.....
> something happened. I'm trying
> to break this gently, but the fact is, your willy was
> chopped off in the
> wreck and we were unable to find it.'
> The man groans, but the doctor goes on, 'You've
> got $9000 in insurance
> compensation coming and we have the technology now to
> build you a new willy that
> will work as well as your old one did -better in fact! But
> the thing is, it
> doesn't come cheap. It's $1000 an inch.'
> The man perks up at this. 'So,' the doctor says,
> 'it's for you to decide
> how many inches you want. But it's something you'd
> better discuss with your
> wife. I mean, if you had a five inch one before, and you
> decide to go for a nine
> incher, she might be a bit put out. But if you had a nine
> inch one
> before,and you decide only to invest in a five incher this
> time, she might be
> disappointed. So it's important that she plays a role
> in helping you make the
> decision.'
> The man agrees to talk with his wife. The doctor comes
> back the next
> day.'So,' says the doctor, 'have you spoken
> with your wife?'
> 'I have,' says the man.
> 'And has she helped you in making the decision?'
> 'Yes, she has,' says the man.
> 'And what is it?' asks the doctor.
> 'We're getting granite countertops.'
>
>
