george68hemirr
I think you guys are full of shit.
>> To Be 6 Again...
>>
>> A man was sitting on the edge of the bed, observing his wife, looking
>> at herself in the mirror. Since her birthday was not far off he asked
>> what she'd like to have for her Birthday.
>>
>> 'I'd like to be six again', she replied, still looking in the mirror.
>>
>> On the morning of her Birthday, he arose early, made her a nice big
>> bowl of Lucky Charms, and then took her to Six Flags theme park. What a
>> day!
>>
>> He put her on every ride in the park; the Death Slide, the Wall of
>> Fear, the screaming Monster Roller Coaster, everything there was.
>>
>> Five hours later they staggered out of the theme park.
>>
>> Her head was reeling and her stomach felt upside down.
>>
>> He then took her to a McDonald's where he ordered her a Happy Meal with
>> extra fries and a chocolate shake.
>>
>> Then it was off to a movie, popcorn, a soda pop, and her favorite
>> candy, M&M's. What a fabulous adventure! Finally she wobbled home with
>> her husband and collapsed into bed exhausted. He leaned over his wife
>> with a big smile and lovingly asked, 'Well Dear, what was it like being
>> six again?'
>>
>> Her eyes slowly opened and her expression suddenly changed. 'I meant my
>> dress size, you retard!!!!'
>>
>> The moral of the story:
>> Even when a man is listening, he is gonna get it wrong.
>>
