two A-holes

[moparstuart]

> > > Bubba died in a fire and his body was burned pretty badly. The
> > morgue
> >
> > > needed
> >
> > > someone to iden tify the body, so they sent for his two best
> > friends,
> >
> > > Cooter and
> >
> > > Gomer. The three men had always done everything together.
> >
> > > Cooter arrived first, and when the mortician pulled back the
> > sheet,
> >
> > > Cooter
> >
> > > said, 'Yup, his face is burned up pretty bad. You better roll him
> >
> > over.'
> >
> > > The mortician rolled him over and Cooter said, 'Nope, ain't Bubba.'
> >
> > > The mortician thought this was rather strange. So he brought Gomer
> > in
> >
> > to
> >
> > > confirm the identity of the body.
> >
> > > Gomer looked at the body and said, 'Yup, he's pretty well burnt up.
> >
> > Roll
> >
> > > him
> >
> > > over.'
> >
> > > The mortician rolled him over and Gomer said, 'No, it ain't Bubba.'
> >
> > > The mortician asked, 'How can you tell?'
> >
> > > Gomer said, 'Well, Bubba had two @ssholes.'
> >
> > > 'What? He had two@ssholes?' asked the mortician.
> >
> > > 'Yup, we never seen 'em, but everybody used to say,
> >
> > > 'There's Bubba with them two @ssholes.
> >
> >

 

[Roadcuda]

:loco:

 

[69hemibeep]

 

[ACME A12]

Reminds me of Larry, Darryl, & Darryl from that old Bob Newhart TV show...

 

[george68hemirr]

 

[moparstuart]

Reminds me of Larry, Darryl, & Darryl from that old Bob Newhart TV show...

those brothers were the best