Two businessmen in Miami were sitting down for a break in their
soon-to-be new store. As yet, the store wasn't ready, with only a few shelves set up.
One said to the other, "I bet any minute now some Cuban is going to walk by, put his face to the window, and ask what we're selling."
No sooner were the words out of his mouth when, sure enough, a curious old Cuban man walked to the window, had a peek, and in a soft voice asked, "What ya sellin' here?"
One of the men replied sarcastically, "We're selling ass-holes."
Without skipping a beat, the old Cuban said, "Must be doing well...
only two left.
soon-to-be new store. As yet, the store wasn't ready, with only a few shelves set up.
One said to the other, "I bet any minute now some Cuban is going to walk by, put his face to the window, and ask what we're selling."
No sooner were the words out of his mouth when, sure enough, a curious old Cuban man walked to the window, had a peek, and in a soft voice asked, "What ya sellin' here?"
One of the men replied sarcastically, "We're selling ass-holes."
Without skipping a beat, the old Cuban said, "Must be doing well...
only two left.