Basketcase
Keeper of the Green
- Joined
- Sep 10, 2008
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The teacher asked the class " when we die, what part of our body gets to heaven first?"
Little Suzy said "our hands, because when we pray, we have our hands in front of us"
"very good Suzy, anyone else?"
Little Johnny said "our feet"
"our feet, why do you think that?"
Little Johnny said " well I went into my parents bedroom last night, and Mom had her legs in the air yelling God I'm comming. If Dad hadn't had her pined down, we would've lost her"
The teacher fainted.
Little Suzy said "our hands, because when we pray, we have our hands in front of us"
"very good Suzy, anyone else?"
Little Johnny said "our feet"
"our feet, why do you think that?"
Little Johnny said " well I went into my parents bedroom last night, and Mom had her legs in the air yelling God I'm comming. If Dad hadn't had her pined down, we would've lost her"
The teacher fainted.
