Five surgeons are discussing which patients are the easiest to operate on.
The first surgeon, says: "I like to operate on accountants because when
you open them up, everything inside is numbered."
The second surgeon, responds: "Yeah, but you should try electricians.
Everything inside of them is color coded."
The third surgeon, says: "No, I really think librarians are the best,
everything inside of them is in alphabetical order."
The fourth chimes in: "You know, I like construction workers.... those
guys always understand when you have a few parts left over."
But, the fifth surgeon shut them all up when he observed: "You're all
wrong. Politicians are the easiest to operate on. There's no guts, no
heart, no balls, no brains, and no spine, -- and the head and the ass
are interchangeable."
The first surgeon, says: "I like to operate on accountants because when
you open them up, everything inside is numbered."
The second surgeon, responds: "Yeah, but you should try electricians.
Everything inside of them is color coded."
The third surgeon, says: "No, I really think librarians are the best,
everything inside of them is in alphabetical order."
The fourth chimes in: "You know, I like construction workers.... those
guys always understand when you have a few parts left over."
But, the fifth surgeon shut them all up when he observed: "You're all
wrong. Politicians are the easiest to operate on. There's no guts, no
heart, no balls, no brains, and no spine, -- and the head and the ass
are interchangeable."
hadn't heard that in years
