WHY I DONT TEXT

[george68hemirr]

Why I Don't Text









A wife being the romantic sort, sent her husband a text:



"If you are sleeping, send me your dreams.


If you are laughing, send me your smile.


If you are eating, send me a bite.


If you are drinking, send me a sip.


If you are crying, send me your tears. I love you."





He replied:





"I'm taking a shit. What should I do?"
:groucho: :groucho: :groucho:

 

[69hemibeep]

:basketcase:

 

[Roadcuda]

And then the forced celibacy began!! :jester:

 

[Steve]

:lmao:

 

[Basketcase]

:bricks: