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Why Italians Can't Be Paramedics.

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Why Italians Can't Be Paramedics...a Vinny & Sal Chuckle:


Vinny and Sal are out in the woods hunting when suddenly Sal grabs his chest and falls to the ground.
He doesn't seem to be breathing;
his eyes are rolled back in his head.

Vinny whips out his cell phone and calls 911. He gasps to the operator, "I think Sal is dead! What should I do?"

The operator, in a calm soothing voice says, "Just take it easy and follow my instructions. First, let's make sure he's dead."

There is a silence...and then a shot is heard.

Vinny's voice comes back on the line,

"Okay...now what?" :party:
 
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