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generaljmwlee

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As a bagpiper, I play many gigs. Recently I was asked by a Funeral Director

to play at a graveside service for a homeless man. He had no family or

friends, so the service was to be at a pauper's cemetery in the Kentucky back

country.



As I was not familiar with the backwoods, I got lost and, being a typical man, I

didn't stop for directions. I finally arrived an hour late and saw the funeral guy

had evidently gone and the hearse was nowhere in sight. There were only the

digging crew left and they were eating lunch.



I felt badly and apologized to the men for being late. I went to the side of the

grave and looked down and the vault lid was already in place. I didn't know

what else to do, so I started to play. The workers put down their lunches and

began to gather around.

I played out my heart and soul for this man with no family and friends. I played

like I've never played before for this homeless man. And as I played 'Amazing

Grace,' the workers began to weep. They wept, I wept, we all wept together.

When I finished, I packed up my bagpipes and started for my car. Though my

head hung low, my heart was full. As I opened the door to my car, I heard one

of the workers say, "I never seen nothin' like that before and I've been
putting in septic tanks for twenty years."

Apparently, I'm still lost...
 

69hemibeep

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Steve said:
Good one :lol: but I'm sure this was posted 20th Sept 2002,can you check Bob :jester:
Now we have a funny guy across the pond :lol: This summer when I go back east generaljmwlee will have the opportunity to pound me into the ground, you on the other hand are far enough away I have no fear :lmao:
 

generaljmwlee

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heck I am only 6' 4" 300lb teddy bear! I wouldn't hurt a fly! :thumbsup: Unless you drive a chevy or ford! :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:
 
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