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Why wedding dresses are white....

moparstuart

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Why wedding dresses are white....



IT MUST HAVE BEEN A VERY BRAVE MAN WHO WROTE THIS!





IT'S AN EVEN BRAVER ONE WHO FORWARDS IT





Son asked his mother the following question:


'Mom, why are wedding dresses white?' The mother looks at her son and replies:


'Son, this shows your friends and relatives that your bride is pure.'


The son thanks his Mom and goes off to double-check this with his father.


'Dad why are wedding dresses white?'


The father looks at his son in surprise and says:



'Son, all household appliances come in white
 

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Thanks for throwing this one up on the forum Stu-Rat; I have gotten a LOT OF MILEAGE out of it today... :lmao:
 

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I'm going to try it on my wife so if you don't hear from me again :wave:
 
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