roadrunner69
Well-Known Member
I know everyone reading this will enjoy it - no matter which sex you are.
This morning on the Interstate, I looked over to my left and there was a Woman
In a brand new Cadillac Doing 75 mph
With her Face up next to her rear view mirror
Putting on her eyeliner.
I looked away for a couple seconds !
And when I looked back she was halfway over in my lane,
still working on that makeup.
As a man, I don't scare easily.
But she scared me so much;
I dropped
My electric shaver , which knocked The donut
Out of my other hand.
In all the confusion of trying to straighten out the car
using my knees against the steering wheel,
it knocked my cell phone away from my ear ,
which fell , into the coffee between my legs,
splashed, and burned
Big Jim and the Twins,
ruined the Darned phone, soaked my trousers,
and disconnected an important call.
Darned women drivers!!
LOVED IT....LOL LOL LOL
This morning on the Interstate, I looked over to my left and there was a Woman
In a brand new Cadillac Doing 75 mph
With her Face up next to her rear view mirror
Putting on her eyeliner.
I looked away for a couple seconds !
And when I looked back she was halfway over in my lane,
still working on that makeup.
As a man, I don't scare easily.
But she scared me so much;
I dropped
My electric shaver , which knocked The donut
Out of my other hand.
In all the confusion of trying to straighten out the car
using my knees against the steering wheel,
it knocked my cell phone away from my ear ,
which fell , into the coffee between my legs,
splashed, and burned
Big Jim and the Twins,
ruined the Darned phone, soaked my trousers,
and disconnected an important call.
Darned women drivers!!
LOVED IT....LOL LOL LOL
