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womens poem/mans poem

george68hemirr

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A WOMAN'S POEM:
Before I lay me down to sleep,
I pray for a man who's not a creep,
One who's handsome, smart and strong.
One who loves to listen long,
One who thinks before he speaks,
One who'll call, not wait for weeks.
I pray he's rich and self-employed,
And when I spend, won't be annoyed.
Pull out my chair and hold my hand..
Massage my feet and help me stand.
Oh send a king to make me queen.
A man who loves to cook and clean.
I pray this man will love no other.
And relish visits with my mother.


A MAN'S POEM:

I pray for a deaf-mute gymnast nymphomaniac with big tits who owns a
bar on a golf course,
and loves to send me fishing and drinking. This
doesn't rhyme and I don't give a shit.
 

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:thumbsup: :lol: :thumbsup:

The man's poem reminds me of a song by Pat Dailey... :D
[youtube:2dvrsuou]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tMwslcxW4ck[/youtube:2dvrsuou]

:jester:
 
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