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Woods Jokes

V269

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New drug on the market," TIAGRA, FOR THOSE WHO LIKE TO DO MORE THAN 18 HOLES. "


Tiger Woods movie coming out starring Tiger and his wife Ellen," Broke Black Golfer " lifes a bitch times 14.

Teacher say's to her students , I am going to ask you some questions and if you answer them correctly you can go home early. What were the Wright Brothers famous for ? Little Sussie says The first ones to have flown an airplane. Teacher says correct , you can leave. Next question is How often is there a leap year ? Mary puts her hand up, every 4 years. Right, you can leave too. Next question, Who has won the stanley cup the most times ? Barbie speaks up the Montreal Canadians have won it 27 times. Very good, you may leave. Little Johnny is mad and says "I wish someone would shut these bitches up " and the teacher turns around, Who said that ? Johnny says Tiger Woods, I'm out of here.
 

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Redux on the golfer joke #3. Now Tiger is getting his Escalade loaners revoked. Poor guy.
 
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