WOULD YOU MARRY AGAIN....COULD BE TRUE STORY

[george68hemirr]

A husband and wife are sitting quietly in bed reading when


the wife looks over at him and asks the question....


WIFE: "What would you do if I died? Would you get married Again?"


HUSBAND: Definitely not!"


WIFE: "Why not? Don't you like being married?"


HUSBAND: "Of course I do.."


WIFE: "Then why wouldn't you remarry? "


HUSBAND:"Okay, okay, I'd get married again."


WIFE: "You would?" (with a hurt look)


HUSBANDmakes audible groan)


WIFE: "Would you live in our house?"


HUSBAND:"Sure, it's a great house."


WIFE: "Would


you sleep with her in our bed?"


HUSBAND:"Where else would we sleep?"


WIFE: "Would you let her drive my car?"


HUSBAND: "Probably, it is almost new."


WIFE: "Would you replace my pictures with hers?"


HUSBAND:"That would seem like the proper thing to do."


WIFE: "Would you give her my jewelry?"


HUSBAND: "No, I'm sure she'd want her own."


WIFE: "Would you take her golfing with you?


HUSBAND: "Yes, those are always good times."


WIFE: "Would she use my clubs?


HUSBAND: "No, she's left-handed."


WIFE: -- silence --


HUSBAND: "shit."

 

[Roadcuda]

Then the fight began! :lmao:

 

[george68hemirr]

Then the fight began! :lmao:

sure did and more :brickwall: :brickwall: :brickwall:

 

[69hemibeep]

:lmao:

 

[Steve]

 

[69B5]

LOL!!!!!!

 

[Basketcase]

"Just say No".......

 

[sixgunrunner68]

Doh!