Recent content by gunnar

It was an excellent show. I was disappointed that the parade didn't happen but understand why. The people from Canada with the Bahama orange runner could not figure out where all the dirt was coming from on their car. I said look at your rag I'll bet it is green and sure enough it was. I...

A large woman, wearing a sleeveless sun dress, walked into a bar in London. She raised her right arm, revealing a huge, hairy armpit as she pointed to all the people sitting at the bar and asked, 'What man here will buy a lady a drink?' The bar went silent as the patrons tried to...

Would be a good sign to hang in your garage.

An old geezer became very bored in retirement and decided to open a medical clinic. He put up a sign outside that said: "Dr.Geezer's clinic. Get your treatment for $500, if not cured, get back $1,000." Doctor "Young," who was positive that this old geezer didn't know beans...

Ex Wife! Tom finally decided to tie the knot with his longtime girlfriend. One evening, after the honeymoon, he was cleaning one of his hot rods for an upcoming show. His wife was standing there at the bench watching him. After a long period of silence she finally speaks. "Honey, I've...

:basketcase:

:encouragement::basketcase:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hKWmFWRVLlU#t=415

A Story With A Moral Once upon a time there lived a beautiful Queen with queenly large breasts. Gary the Dragon Slayer was obsessed over the Queen for this reason. He knew that the penalty for his desire would be death should he try to touch them, but he had to try. One day Gary...

After an examination, the doctor said to his patient: 'You appear to be in good health. Do you have any medical concerns you would like to ask me about?' 'In fact, I do.' said the old man. "After my wife and I have sex, I'm usually cold and chilly; and then, after I have sex with her the...

Gorgeous lines on those convertibles. The pin stripes really bring out the subtle curves too. Beautiful contrast with the snow. The only thing that I don't like are the blue license plates.

I saw these trial bikes in person a few years ago, simply amazing. They were going up the rock cliffs and river beds by Duluth Mn. Much more impressive with slippery moss and trees for them to navigate thru.

Been there, done that.. Like George says, enclosed trailer, if you can afford it. This is a way to do it if the finances aren't there.

A man and his wife moved back home to Wisconsin from Arizona . The wife had a wooden leg and to insure it in Arizona was $2,000 a year!!! When they arrived in Wisconsin, they went to Sven's Insurance agency to see how much it would cost to insure the wooden leg. Sven looked it up on his...

The Reverend John Fluff was the pastor in a small town in Ireland. One day he was walking down the high street when he noticed a young lady of his congregation sitting in a pub drinking beer. The Reverend wasn't happy! He walked through the open door of the pub and sat down next to the woman...