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A dyslexic guy walks into a bra...................... (you finish it) :D

Question: Why do firemen have bigger balls than policemen? Scroll Down ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; Answer: They sell more tickets! :D :D :D

Yup! :encouragement: :encouragement: :encouragement:

Charlie was fixing a door and found that he needed a new hinge, so he sent his wife Mary to Ace Hardware. At Ace Hardware, Mary saw a beautiful bathroom faucet while she was waiting for Walt, the manager, to finish waiting on a customer. When Walt was finished with the customer, Mary asked...

I know this is an "oldie", but I chuckle every time I see it: A woman goes shoe-shopping one day. As the salesman is helping her try on shoes he notices she is not wearing panties. He looks at the woman and says, “Babe, I’d love to fill that with ice cream and eat it!” The woman slaps the...

However, I "could help" with the fitting and evaluation of his "project"! :D

Yup! There are some things a person just should not mess with! :D

:applause: Reminds me of the story of a guy really excited about having sex once a year. When the doctor asked him why it excited him so much, he replied: "Tonight's the night!"!

Thanks. I needed that to start my day! :groucho:

A U. S. M. C. sniper was real good at his job. This sniper had a method. He would yell out some insult at the enemy and when someone stood up to reply, Bang! One less insurgent! After every mission the company commander would ask "How many insurgents have you shot today?" However, on...

This one has been around the block a time or two, but always makes me grin! Dan was a single guy living at home with his father and working in the family business. When he found out he was going to inherit a fortune when his sickly father died, he decided he needed a wife with which to...

I just read an article on the dangers of heavy drinking... Scared the daylights out of me. So that's it! After today, no more reading. :D

So that was "you" hunkered down in the back seat! :D

I know I'm late on this but............"I LOVE IT"

Well that settles it! Keep the fridge well stocked! :jester:

A little "hammer and dolly" work and some "mud", and she'll be as good as new! :beep:

I'm using Scotch 233+, it's green, got it at Automotive Paint Store, so I'm assuming it will be better than the el-cheapo paper stuff. I've decided to prime this fall, and be ready for color coats when warm weather comes again. Thanks to all for the replies.

How long can/should masking tape be left on a car? My 69RR is ready for primer and 95% masked. I just can't find enough time to work on the car. I'll probably get it primed before cold weather, but a topcoat before next spring is unlikely. Will the tape adhesive damage the chrome, etc.?

Car is 69RR. The paint store says the above paint is "metallic". From the "chip" they had, I could not see any metal flakes. My question is: Can I shoot this paint with a "regular" gun or do I need one of those fancy ones that "agitates" the paint while in the cup? I just have an "el-cheapo"...

Someone told me this was in poor taste, so I deleted it.