Terry Hauck
Choadicus
A wife comes into the kitchen on the 20th wedding anniversary and finds her husband sitting at the table crying. She asks whats wrong? Her husband says remember 20 years ago when your Dad caught us in bed and he threatened to send me to jail if I didn't marry you? His wife said yes I remember, is that why you are crying? The husband says no, I would have got out of jail today.
