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A little scary but true.

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A little scary but true.






Let me see if I understand all this...

IF YOU CROSS THE NORTH KOREAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU GET 12 YEARS HARD LABOR.

IF YOU CROSS THE IRANIAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU ARE DETAINED INDEFINITELY.

IF YOU CROSS THE AFGHAN BORDER ILLEGALLY, YOU GET SHOT.

IF YOU CROSS THE SAUDI ARABIAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU WILL BE JAILED.

IF YOU CROSS THE CHINESE BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU MAY NEVER BE HEARD FROM AGAIN.

IF YOU CROSS THE VENEZUELAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU WILL BE BRANDED A
SPY AND YOUR FATE WILL BE SEALED.

IF YOU CROSS THE CUBAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU WILL BE THROWN INTO
POLITICAL PRISON TO ROT.

IF YOU CROSS THE U.S. BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU GET A JOB, A DRIVERS
LICENSE, SOCIAL SECURITY CARD, WELFARE, FOOD STAMPS, CREDIT CARDS,
SUBSIDIZED RENT OR A LOAN TO BUY A HOUSE, FREE EDUCATION, FREE HEALTH
CARE, A LOBBYIST IN WASHINGTON AND IN MANY INSTANCES YOU CAN VOTE!
 

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69hemibeep said:
I want to become an illegal :thumbsup:

Just move next door to the land of fruits and nuts - as a hard-working, tax-paying conservative with guns, hot-rods, and an "I Can Do It By Myself" attitude I'm sure they'll make you feel like you're doing something wrong... You'll probably just get "deported" back to Arizona though...

:jester:
 

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ACME A12 said:
69hemibeep said:
I want to become an illegal :thumbsup:

Just move next door to the land of fruits and nuts - as a hard-working, tax-paying conservative with guns, hot-rods, and an "I Can Do It By Myself" attitude I'm sure they'll make you feel like you're doing something wrong... You'll probably just get "deported" back to Arizona though...

:jester:
Over the last 10 years we have had allot of folks move in from the peoples republic of California, and I thought they would ruin our state. But it seems they were running away from the nuts.
 

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george68hemirr said:
something really has to be done.....its not fair to all the people that did it the right way :bs: :bs: :bs:
I agree George. It is getting close to going there and taking the damn country back. There, now I'm on a watch list........
 

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Jim S. said:
There, now I'm on a watch list........

Nah. Lots of people on the internet have a moniker like "Self Appointed Official Deputy Decal Nazi Answering Only to the Colonel" and advocate an overthrow of the government to give the country back to the people that actually make it go.

If I were you I wouldn't give it another thought... :lmao:

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ACME A12 said:
[quote="Jim S.":2zp6qfwk]There, now I'm on a watch list........

Nah. Lots of people on the internet have a moniker like "Self Appointed Official Deputy Decal Nazi Answering Only to the Colonel" and advocate an overthrow of the government to give the country back to the people that actually make it go.

If I were you I wouldn't give it another thought... :lmao:

:jester:[/quote:2zp6qfwk]
You're probably right, more important issues to take care of. I keep seeing these small moving red dots on the wall from time to time. Going to put on my orange coat and walk down to the eye doctor.
 

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george68hemirr said:
A little scary but true.






Let me see if I understand all this...

IF YOU CROSS THE NORTH KOREAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU GET 12 YEARS HARD LABOR.

IF YOU CROSS THE IRANIAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU ARE DETAINED INDEFINITELY.

IF YOU CROSS THE AFGHAN BORDER ILLEGALLY, YOU GET SHOT.

IF YOU CROSS THE SAUDI ARABIAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU WILL BE JAILED.

IF YOU CROSS THE CHINESE BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU MAY NEVER BE HEARD FROM AGAIN.

IF YOU CROSS THE VENEZUELAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU WILL BE BRANDED A
SPY AND YOUR FATE WILL BE SEALED.

IF YOU CROSS THE CUBAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU WILL BE THROWN INTO
POLITICAL PRISON TO ROT.

IF YOU CROSS THE U.S. BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU GET A JOB, A DRIVERS
LICENSE, SOCIAL SECURITY CARD, WELFARE, FOOD STAMPS, CREDIT CARDS,
SUBSIDIZED RENT OR A LOAN TO BUY A HOUSE, FREE EDUCATION, FREE HEALTH
CARE, A LOBBYIST IN WASHINGTON AND IN MANY INSTANCES YOU CAN VOTE!



we should have all the Faggots guard the borders to give them free AIDES too!!!!!!!
 
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