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Age is Relative

qiutong

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Ever been guilty of looking at others your own age and thinking, surely I can't look that old.

Well . . . you'll love this one.

My name is Alice , and I was sitting in the waiting room for my first appointment with a new dentist.

I noticed his DDS diploma on the wall, which bore his full name suddenly, I remembered a tall, handsome, dark-haired boy with the same name had been in my high school class some 40-odd years ago.

Could he be the same guy that I had a secret crush on, way back then?

Upon seeing him, however, I quickly discarded any such thought.

This balding, gray-haired man with the deeply lined face was way too old to have been my classmate.

After he examined my teeth, I asked him if he had attended morgan park high school .

'Yes. Yes, I did.. I'm a mustang,' he gleamed with pride.

When did you graduate?' I asked.

He answered, 'in 1975. Why do you ask?'

You were in my class!', I exclaimed.

He looked at me closely.

Then, that ugly,

Old,

Bald,

Wrinkled faced,

Fat-assed,

Gray-haired,

Decrepit

Son-of-a-bitch

Asked,


'What did you teach???
 

Roadcuda

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qiutong said:
Ever been guilty of looking at others your own age and thinking, surely I can't look that old.

Well . . . you'll love this one.

My name is Alice , and I was sitting in the waiting room for my first appointment with a new dentist.

I noticed his DDS diploma on the wall, which bore his full name suddenly, I remembered a tall, handsome, dark-haired boy with the same name had been in my high school class some 40-odd years ago.

Could he be the same guy that I had a secret crush on, way back then?

Upon seeing him, however, I quickly discarded any such thought.

This balding, gray-haired man with the deeply lined face was way too old to have been my classmate.

After he examined my teeth, I asked him if he had attended morgan park high school .

'Yes. Yes, I did.. I'm a mustang,' he gleamed with pride.

When did you graduate?' I asked.

He answered, 'in 1975. Why do you ask?'

You were in my class!', I exclaimed.

He looked at me closely.

Then, that ugly,

Old,

Bald,

Wrinkled faced,

Fat-assed,

Gray-haired,

Decrepit

Son-of-a-bitch

Asked,


'What did you teach???

Then then fight began!!!!! :lmao:
 
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