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The poor guy was victimized by his drunken buddy after the game as everyone tailgated and waited for the traffic to die down. When he came out...covered in EVERYTHING you can imagine...he was madder than hell and looking for a pound of flesh. His buddy realized that he had severely f***ed up and in order to save his own ass he pointed at an innocent bystander and yelled "He did it!". The schmuck covered in piss and excrement took out after this poor guy, who easily outran him as the schmuck was soaking wet and couldn't move very well. His buddies finally convinced him to give up the chase and take a dip in a nearby retention pond just to get all of that crap off of him. Yuck. Those retention ponds are nasty by themselves, so you know how dire this clown's situation was if this looked like a good option. About a half hour later we saw them leaving the parking lot...with the schmuck from the porta-john sitting on a tire in the bed of a pickup back there by himself... And no, I did not help. His buddy got him into that mess and I figured it was his responsibility to get him out of it... I just laughed my ass off after the innocent bystander got out of harm's way... :lmao:[/quote]
Now that's funny! :lmao: