At The Pearly Gates

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  1. RAINMANYEH

    RAINMANYEH Well-Known Member

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    A man appears before St. Peter at the Gates of Heaven. "Have you done anything of particular merit?" St. Peter asks.

    The man did not hesitate to say "Absolutely, on a trip near Reno I met a group of bikers who were threatening a lady. I told them to leave her alone, but they wouldn't listen. I walked up to the biggest, meanest-looking biker and kicked his bike over before punching him in the face and kicking him hard in the shin. I yelled 'Now back off or I'll beat the tar out of all of you!'"

    St. Peter was impressed. "When did this happen?"

    "A couple of minutes ago."
     
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    ACME A12 Plaid Sport Coat Wearing Moderator Staff Member

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    Saw that punchline coming...:D:D:D
     
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