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moparstuart

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Carlos begs for the same amount of time as Jose, but only collects about eight
> or nine dollars a day.
>
> Jose brings home a suitcase full of ten dollar bills every day, he drives a
> Mercedes,
> lives in a mortgage-free house, and has a lot of money to spend.
>
> "Hey, amigo," Carlos says to Jose, "I work just as long and hard
> as you do, so
> how come you bring home a suitcase full of ten dollar bills every day?
>
> Jose says, "Look at your sign, what does it say?"
>
> Carlo's sign reads; "I have no work, a wife and six kids to
> support."
>
> "What's wrong with that?" Carlos asks him.
>
> "No wonder you only get eight or nine
> dollars a day!"
>
> Carlo's says, "Alright, what do your sign say?"
>
> It reads, "I only need another ten dollars to get back to Mexico."
>
 

ACME A12

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:lol:

Reminds me of another I heard years ago:

Why doesn't Mexico have an Olympic Team?

Because anyone that can run, jump, or swim has already made it to the U.S....

:jester:
ACME
 
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