moparstuart
Well-Known Member
Subject: FW: Best Blonde Joke Ever
Two sisters, one blonde and one brunette, inherit the
family ranch. Unfortunately, after just a few years, they are
in financial trouble. In order to keep the bank from
repossessing the ranch, they need to purchase a bull
so that they can breed their own stock.
Upon leaving, the brunette tells her sister,
'When I get there, if I decide
to buy the bull, I'll contact you to drive out
after me and haul it home.'
The brunette arrives at the man's ranch, inspects the
bull, and decides she wants to buy it. The man tells her
that he will sell it for $599, no less. After paying
him, she drives to the nearest town to send her sister
a telegram to tell her the news.
She walks into the telegraph office, and says, 'I want
to send a telegram to my sister telling her that I've
bought a bull for our ranch. I need her to hitch the
trailer to our pickup truck and drive out here so we can haul
it home.'
The telegraph operator explains that he'll be glad to
help her, then adds, it will cost 99 cents a word.'
Well, after paying for the bull, the brunette realizes that
she'll only be able to send her sister one word.
After a few minutes of thinking, she nods and says,
'I want you to send her the word 'comfortable.'
The operator shakes his head. 'Howis she ever going to
know that you want her to hitch the trailer to your pickup
truck and drive out here to haul that bull back to your ranch
if you send her just the word 'comfortable?'
The brunette explains, 'My sister's blonde. The word is big.
She'll read it very slowly.... 'com-for-da-bul.
Two sisters, one blonde and one brunette, inherit the
family ranch. Unfortunately, after just a few years, they are
in financial trouble. In order to keep the bank from
repossessing the ranch, they need to purchase a bull
so that they can breed their own stock.
Upon leaving, the brunette tells her sister,
'When I get there, if I decide
to buy the bull, I'll contact you to drive out
after me and haul it home.'
The brunette arrives at the man's ranch, inspects the
bull, and decides she wants to buy it. The man tells her
that he will sell it for $599, no less. After paying
him, she drives to the nearest town to send her sister
a telegram to tell her the news.
She walks into the telegraph office, and says, 'I want
to send a telegram to my sister telling her that I've
bought a bull for our ranch. I need her to hitch the
trailer to our pickup truck and drive out here so we can haul
it home.'
The telegraph operator explains that he'll be glad to
help her, then adds, it will cost 99 cents a word.'
Well, after paying for the bull, the brunette realizes that
she'll only be able to send her sister one word.
After a few minutes of thinking, she nods and says,
'I want you to send her the word 'comfortable.'
The operator shakes his head. 'Howis she ever going to
know that you want her to hitch the trailer to your pickup
truck and drive out here to haul that bull back to your ranch
if you send her just the word 'comfortable?'
The brunette explains, 'My sister's blonde. The word is big.
She'll read it very slowly.... 'com-for-da-bul.
