69hemibeep
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Subject: Fwd: Calmness in our lives
I am passing this on to you because it definitely works, and we could all use a
little more calmness in our lives. By following simple advice heard on the
Dr. Phil show, you too can find inner peace. Dr Phil proclaimed, "The way to
achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you have started and have never
finished."
So, I looked around my house to see all the things I started and hadn't finished,
and before leaving the house this morning, I finished off a bottle of White Zinfandel,
a bottle of Bailey's Irish Cream, a package of Oreos, the remainder of my old
Prozac prescription, the rest of the cheesecake, some Doritos, and a box of
chocolates, and a half bottle of scotch.
You have no idea how freaking good I feel right now.
Pass this on to those whom you think might be in need of inner peace.
I am passing this on to you because it definitely works, and we could all use a
little more calmness in our lives. By following simple advice heard on the
Dr. Phil show, you too can find inner peace. Dr Phil proclaimed, "The way to
achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you have started and have never
finished."
So, I looked around my house to see all the things I started and hadn't finished,
and before leaving the house this morning, I finished off a bottle of White Zinfandel,
a bottle of Bailey's Irish Cream, a package of Oreos, the remainder of my old
Prozac prescription, the rest of the cheesecake, some Doritos, and a box of
chocolates, and a half bottle of scotch.
You have no idea how freaking good I feel right now.
Pass this on to those whom you think might be in need of inner peace.