Steve
Well-Known Member
A cannibal was walking through the jungle and came upon a
restaurant operated by a fellow cannibal.
Feeling somewhat hungry, he walked in, sat down and looked
over the menu...
Raw Tourist: $5.00
Broiled Missionary: $10.00
Fried Explorer: $15.00
Baked Democrat : $100.00
The guy called his Friend over and asked,
'Why such A huge price difference for the politicians?'
The cook replied, 'Have you ever tried to clean one? They're
so full of shit, it takes all morning.
restaurant operated by a fellow cannibal.
Feeling somewhat hungry, he walked in, sat down and looked
over the menu...
Raw Tourist: $5.00
Broiled Missionary: $10.00
Fried Explorer: $15.00
Baked Democrat : $100.00
The guy called his Friend over and asked,
'Why such A huge price difference for the politicians?'
The cook replied, 'Have you ever tried to clean one? They're
so full of shit, it takes all morning.
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