An old man was asked, "At your ripe age, what would you prefer to get - Parkinson's or Alzheimer's?"
The wise one answered, "Definitely Parkinson's. Better to spill half an ounce of booze than to forget where you keep the bottle!!"
The wise one answered, "Definitely Parkinson's. Better to spill half an ounce of booze than to forget where you keep the bottle!!"
