moparstuart
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>A man and woman were having dinner in a fine restaurant.>
They were gazing lovingly at each other and holding hands.>
Their waitress, taking another order at a table a few steps away, suddenly> noticed the man slowly sliding down his chair and under the table, but the> woman acted unconcerned.>
The waitress watched as the man slid all the way down his chair and out of> sight under the table. Still, the woman
appeared calm and unruffled, apparently unaware her dining companion had> disappeared.
> The waitress went over to the table and said to the woman,
"Pardon me, ma'am, but I think your husband just slid under the table."
The woman calmly looked up at her and said, "No, he didn't.
He just walked in."
>A man and woman were having dinner in a fine restaurant.>
They were gazing lovingly at each other and holding hands.>
Their waitress, taking another order at a table a few steps away, suddenly> noticed the man slowly sliding down his chair and under the table, but the> woman acted unconcerned.>
The waitress watched as the man slid all the way down his chair and out of> sight under the table. Still, the woman
appeared calm and unruffled, apparently unaware her dining companion had> disappeared.
> The waitress went over to the table and said to the woman,
"Pardon me, ma'am, but I think your husband just slid under the table."
The woman calmly looked up at her and said, "No, he didn't.
He just walked in."
