moparstuart
Well-Known Member
WHY YOU NEVER QUESTION A DRUNK
I was shopping at the local supermarket where I selected:
A half-gallon of 2% milk
A carton of eggs
A quart of orange juice
A head of lettuce
A 2 lb can of coffee
A 1 lb package of bacon
I was unloading my
items on the conveyor belt to check out, a drunk standing
behind me watched as I placed the items in front of the
cashier. While the cashier was ringing up the purchases, the
drunk calmly stated, 'You must be single.'
I was a bit startled by this proclamation, but I was
intrigued by the inebriated gentleman's intuition, since I was
indeed single. I looked at the six items on the belt and saw
nothing particularly unusual about my selections that could
have tipped off the drunk to my marital status.
Curiosity getting the better of me, I said: 'Well, you
know what, you're absolutely right. But how on earth
did you know that?'
The drunk replied, 'Cause you're ugly.
I was shopping at the local supermarket where I selected:
A half-gallon of 2% milk
A carton of eggs
A quart of orange juice
A head of lettuce
A 2 lb can of coffee
A 1 lb package of bacon
I was unloading my
items on the conveyor belt to check out, a drunk standing
behind me watched as I placed the items in front of the
cashier. While the cashier was ringing up the purchases, the
drunk calmly stated, 'You must be single.'
I was a bit startled by this proclamation, but I was
intrigued by the inebriated gentleman's intuition, since I was
indeed single. I looked at the six items on the belt and saw
nothing particularly unusual about my selections that could
have tipped off the drunk to my marital status.
Curiosity getting the better of me, I said: 'Well, you
know what, you're absolutely right. But how on earth
did you know that?'
The drunk replied, 'Cause you're ugly.
