A plane is on its way to Melbourne when a Blonde in Economy
> Class gets up & moves to the First Class section and
> sits down
>
> The Flight attendant watches her do this and asks to see
> her ticket.
>
> She then tells the Blonde passenger that she will have to
> return to
> her Economy seat.
>
> The Blonde replies, 'I'm blonde, I'm beautiful,
> I'm going to
> Melbourne and I'm staying right here!'
>
> The flight attendant goes into the cockpit and tells the
> pilot and
> co-pilot that there is some blonde bimbo sitting in First
> Class who belongs in
> Economy and won't move back to her seat. The co-pilot
> goes back to
> the blonde and tries to explain that because she only paid
> for economy,
> she is only entitled to an Economy seat and she will have
> to return to her
> original seat.
>
> The Blonde replies, 'I'm blonde, I'm beautiful,
> I'm going to
> Melbourne and I'm staying right here!'
>
> Exasperated the co-pilot tells the pilot that it was no use
> and that
> He probably should have the police waiting when they land
> to arrest the
> Blonde who won't listen to reason.
>
> 'You say she's blonde? I'll handle this,
> I'm married to a blonde, and
> I speak blonde!'
>
> The pilot goes back to the blonde, whispers in her ear, and
> she says,
>
> 'Oh I'm sorry - I had no idea', gets up and
> moves back to her seat in
> Economy.
>
> The flight attendant and co-pilot are amazed and asked him
> what he
> said to make her move without any fuss.
>
> The pilot replied, I told her First Class isn't going
> to Melbourne '.
> Class gets up & moves to the First Class section and
> sits down
>
> The Flight attendant watches her do this and asks to see
> her ticket.
>
> She then tells the Blonde passenger that she will have to
> return to
> her Economy seat.
>
> The Blonde replies, 'I'm blonde, I'm beautiful,
> I'm going to
> Melbourne and I'm staying right here!'
>
> The flight attendant goes into the cockpit and tells the
> pilot and
> co-pilot that there is some blonde bimbo sitting in First
> Class who belongs in
> Economy and won't move back to her seat. The co-pilot
> goes back to
> the blonde and tries to explain that because she only paid
> for economy,
> she is only entitled to an Economy seat and she will have
> to return to her
> original seat.
>
> The Blonde replies, 'I'm blonde, I'm beautiful,
> I'm going to
> Melbourne and I'm staying right here!'
>
> Exasperated the co-pilot tells the pilot that it was no use
> and that
> He probably should have the police waiting when they land
> to arrest the
> Blonde who won't listen to reason.
>
> 'You say she's blonde? I'll handle this,
> I'm married to a blonde, and
> I speak blonde!'
>
> The pilot goes back to the blonde, whispers in her ear, and
> she says,
>
> 'Oh I'm sorry - I had no idea', gets up and
> moves back to her seat in
> Economy.
>
> The flight attendant and co-pilot are amazed and asked him
> what he
> said to make her move without any fuss.
>
> The pilot replied, I told her First Class isn't going
> to Melbourne '.
