moparstuart
Well-Known Member
The 100 MPH Goat>>>
Two Tennessee rednecks are out hunting, and as they are>
walking along they come upon a huge hole in the ground.>
They approach it and are amazed by the size of it.>>
The first hunter says, "Wow, that's some hole;>
I can't even see the bottom. I wonder how deep it is.">>
The second hunter says," I don't know, let's throw something>
down and listen and see how long it takes to hit bottom.">>
The first hunter says, "There's this old automobile transmission here,>
give me a hand and we'll throw it in and see".>>
So they pick it up and carry it over, and count one, and>
two and three, and throw it in the hole.>>
They are standing there listening and looking over the edge and>
they hear a rustling in the brush behind them.>>
As they turn around they see a goat come crashing through the brush,>
run up to the hole and with no hesitation, jump in head first.>>
While they are standing there looking at each other, looking in the hole>
and trying to figure out what that was all about, an old farmer walks >
up.>>
Say there," says the farmer, "you fellers didn't happen to see my goat>
around here anywhere, did you?">>
The first hunter says, " Funny you should ask, but we were just standing>
here a minute ago and a goat came running out of the bushes doin'>
about a hunert miles an hour and jumped headfirst into this hole here!">>
The old farmer said, "That's impossible.>>
I had him chained to a transmission!">
Two Tennessee rednecks are out hunting, and as they are>
walking along they come upon a huge hole in the ground.>
They approach it and are amazed by the size of it.>>
The first hunter says, "Wow, that's some hole;>
I can't even see the bottom. I wonder how deep it is.">>
The second hunter says," I don't know, let's throw something>
down and listen and see how long it takes to hit bottom.">>
The first hunter says, "There's this old automobile transmission here,>
give me a hand and we'll throw it in and see".>>
So they pick it up and carry it over, and count one, and>
two and three, and throw it in the hole.>>
They are standing there listening and looking over the edge and>
they hear a rustling in the brush behind them.>>
As they turn around they see a goat come crashing through the brush,>
run up to the hole and with no hesitation, jump in head first.>>
While they are standing there looking at each other, looking in the hole>
and trying to figure out what that was all about, an old farmer walks >
up.>>
Say there," says the farmer, "you fellers didn't happen to see my goat>
around here anywhere, did you?">>
The first hunter says, " Funny you should ask, but we were just standing>
here a minute ago and a goat came running out of the bushes doin'>
about a hunert miles an hour and jumped headfirst into this hole here!">>
The old farmer said, "That's impossible.>>
I had him chained to a transmission!">
