moparstuart
Well-Known Member
LITTLE RALPHY ON GRAMMAR > One day, during lessons on proper grammar, the teacher asked for a show
>> of hands from those who could use the word 'beautiful' in the same
>> sentence twice.
>>
>> First, she called on little Suzie, who responded with, 'My father bought
>> my mother a beautiful dress and she looked beautiful in it.'
>>
>> 'Very good, Suzie,' replied the teacher. She then called on little
>> Michael.
>>
>> 'My mummy planned a beautiful banquet and it turned out beautifully.'
>>
>> She said, 'Excellent, Michael!' Then the teacher reluctantly called on
>> little RALPHY.
>>
>> 'Last night at the dinner table, my sister told my father that she was
>> pregnant, and he said 'Beautiful, just f...... beautiful!''
>>
>>
>> of hands from those who could use the word 'beautiful' in the same
>> sentence twice.
>>
>> First, she called on little Suzie, who responded with, 'My father bought
>> my mother a beautiful dress and she looked beautiful in it.'
>>
>> 'Very good, Suzie,' replied the teacher. She then called on little
>> Michael.
>>
>> 'My mummy planned a beautiful banquet and it turned out beautifully.'
>>
>> She said, 'Excellent, Michael!' Then the teacher reluctantly called on
>> little RALPHY.
>>
>> 'Last night at the dinner table, my sister told my father that she was
>> pregnant, and he said 'Beautiful, just f...... beautiful!''
>>
>>
