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HEMI JOKE

george68hemirr

I think you guys are full of shit.
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Hemi Joke
A lion gets up early one morning feeling a little down decides to get some assurance from his subjects. He approaches a girrafe and says (hey you long necked freak who,s the king of the jungle? The girrafe replies "oh you are oh majestic king"'. The lion knocks the girrafes feet out from under him and replies"and don,t you ever forget it. The lion proceeds and comes accross a zebra the lion asks the question, "hey you stripped pajama wearing flimsy excuse for a horse,whos the king of the jungle?".' The zebra replies "oh you are oh Majestic king you are the king of the jungle. The lion lets out a big roar and scares away the zebra. The lion proceeds on. A gorrilla and an elephant are grazing when the gorrilla looks up and sees the lion comming, he looks at the elephant and says"here comes that darned lion again wanting to know whos boss I,ll see you later. The gorrilla climbs up a tree. The lion approaches the elephant and says "Hey fatso Whos the king of the jungle". The elephant just stands there eating. "Hey tubbo whos the king of the jungle?". Once again the elephant stands there eating. About that time the lion starts again when all of a sudden the elephant wraps his trunk around the lion picks him up slams him into the ground four or five times, twrils the lion around in the air and throws him up against a tree and goes back to eating. The lion gets back up dusts himself off and replies"just because you don,t know the answer you don,t have to get mad." Nothing but power get it HEMI!!!
 
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