Holiday Shopping

[ACME A12]

A married couple had been out shopping at the mall for most of the afternoon. Suddenly, the wife realized that her husband had "disappeared". The somewhat irate spouse called her mate's cell phone and demanded: "Where the hell are you?"

Husband: "Darling, you remember that Jewelry shop where you saw the diamond necklace and totally fell in love with it and I didn't have money that time and said, 'Baby, it'll be yours one day'?"

Wife, with a smile, blushing: "Yes I remember that, my love."

Husband: "Well, I'm in the Pub next to that shop."



This one is for my good buddy Bob...
:jester:

 

[69hemibeep]

:cheers: :cheers: :cheers:

 

[moparstuart]

nice

 

[george68hemirr]

oh geez......i remember that one :acme:

 

[ACME A12]

oh geez......i remember that one :acme:

Not from this forum you don't...I always check before posting...

 

[69hemibeep]

oh geez......i remember that one :acme:

Not from this forum you don't...I always check before posting...

If he ever slipped up Id be all over it

 

[george68hemirr]

email

 

[Roadcuda]

And then the fight began! :acme:

 

[roadrunnerh]

Well Ray, Bob would be in the Jewelry shop buying the diamond necklace.......

:lmao:

 

[ACME A12]

Well Ray, Bob would be in the Jewelry shop buying the diamond necklace.......

:lmao:

Yeah, we all know how those rich, retired phone cops really are... :basketcase:

:jester:

 

[69hemibeep]

Well Ray, Bob would be in the Jewelry shop buying the diamond necklace.......

:lmao:

Give me your credit card and I'll make it happen