Irish Trees

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O’REILLY IS DRIVING HOME AFTER DOWNING A FEW BEERS AT THE LOCAL PUB.
HE TURNS THE CORNER AND SEES A TREE IN THE MIDDLE OF THE ROAD.
HE SWERVES TO AVOID IT , BUT THEN REALIZES THERE'S ANOTHER DIRECTLY IN HIS PATH.

HE DISCOVERS HIS DRIVE HOME IS CAUSING HIM TO VEER FROM SIDE TO SIDE TO AVOID ALL THE TREES.
MOMENTS LATER HE HEARS A POLICE SIREN AND STOPS HIS CAR.

THE OFFICER APPROACHES HIS CAR AND ASKS HIM WHAT ON EARTH IS HE DOING.
O’REILLY STARTS TO TELL THE STORY OF THE TREES ON THE ROAD.
THE OFFICER STOPS HIM IN MID SENTENCE AND SAYS...
“FER CHRIST SAKES, O’REILLY
THAT 'S YER AIR FRESHENER!!!”
 
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