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Jeff Gordon changes entire pit crew
Jeff Gordon announced today that he was firing his entire pit crew.
This announcement followed Gordon's decision to take advantage of
President Obama's stimulus scheme for employing black Harlem
teenagers.
The decision to hire them was brought about by a recent
documentary on how black street gangs from Harlem were able to remove
a set of wheels in less than 6 seconds without proper equipment,
whereas Gordon's existing crew could only do it in 8 seconds with
thousands of dollars worth of high tech equipment.
It was thought to be politically correct and a bold move by Gordon's
management team, as most races are won or lost in the pits.
UPDATE
However, Gordon got more than he bargained for. At the crew's first
practice session, not only was the inexperienced black crew able to
change all 4 wheels in under 6 seconds, but within 9 seconds they had
repainted it, altered the VIN number, and sold the car to Dale
Earnhardt Jr. for 10 cases of Bud, a bag of weed, and some photos of
Jeff Gordon's wife, model Ingrid Vandenbosch, in the shower.
Jeff Gordon announced today that he was firing his entire pit crew.
This announcement followed Gordon's decision to take advantage of
President Obama's stimulus scheme for employing black Harlem
teenagers.
The decision to hire them was brought about by a recent
documentary on how black street gangs from Harlem were able to remove
a set of wheels in less than 6 seconds without proper equipment,
whereas Gordon's existing crew could only do it in 8 seconds with
thousands of dollars worth of high tech equipment.
It was thought to be politically correct and a bold move by Gordon's
management team, as most races are won or lost in the pits.
UPDATE
However, Gordon got more than he bargained for. At the crew's first
practice session, not only was the inexperienced black crew able to
change all 4 wheels in under 6 seconds, but within 9 seconds they had
repainted it, altered the VIN number, and sold the car to Dale
Earnhardt Jr. for 10 cases of Bud, a bag of weed, and some photos of
Jeff Gordon's wife, model Ingrid Vandenbosch, in the shower.
