george68hemirr
I think you guys are full of shit.
Insensitivity Jokes...
I was devastated to find out my wife was having an affair but, by
turning to religion, I was soon able to come to terms with the
whole thing. I converted to Islam, and we're stoning her in the
morning!
The wife suggested I get myself one of those penis enlargers, so I
did .... she's 21 and her name's Lucy.
Went to the pub with my girlfriend last night. Locals were shouting
"pedophile!" and other names at me, just because my girlfriend is
21 and I'm 50. It completely spoiled our 10th anniversary.
My son was thrown out of school today for letting a girl in his
class give him a hand-job. I said "Son, that's 3 schools this year!
You'd better stop before you're banned from teaching altogether."
Question - Are there too many immigrants in the United States ?
17% said yes;
11% said No;
72% said "I am not understanding the question please. Me no speaka
engrish."
The cost of living has now gotten so bad that my wife is having sex
with me because she can't afford batteries!
A teacher goes around her class asking each of the kids what do
they need at home.
1st kid says "A computer".
Teacher replies "That'd be very useful."
2nd kid says "a new lawn mower" and gets a similar response.
Little Johnny pops up and says "At my house we don't need nothin."
The teacher asks him to think again carefully as everybody needs
something.
Little Johnny replies, "no I'm sure." "When my sister started going
out with a Muslim, I remember my dad saying,
"Well, that's the last damned thing we need."
A man calls 911 and says "I think my wife is dead". The operator
says, "How do you know?" He says "The sex is about the same, but
the ironing is piling up!"
My girlfriend says she thinks that I might be a stalker. Well ...
she's not exactly my girlfriend yet.
I was explaining to my wife last night that when you die you get
reincarnated but must come back as a different creature. She said
she would like to come back as a cow. I said, "You obviously she
haven't been listening."
My wife has been missing a week now. The police said to prepare for
the worst. So, I had to go down to Goodwill to get all of her
clothes back.
The Red Cross just knocked on my door and asked if we could
contribute towards the floods in Pakistan . I said we'd love to,
but our garden hose only reaches to the driveway.
Take time to enjoy life! It's ALL good...............
I was devastated to find out my wife was having an affair but, by
turning to religion, I was soon able to come to terms with the
whole thing. I converted to Islam, and we're stoning her in the
morning!
The wife suggested I get myself one of those penis enlargers, so I
did .... she's 21 and her name's Lucy.
Went to the pub with my girlfriend last night. Locals were shouting
"pedophile!" and other names at me, just because my girlfriend is
21 and I'm 50. It completely spoiled our 10th anniversary.
My son was thrown out of school today for letting a girl in his
class give him a hand-job. I said "Son, that's 3 schools this year!
You'd better stop before you're banned from teaching altogether."
Question - Are there too many immigrants in the United States ?
17% said yes;
11% said No;
72% said "I am not understanding the question please. Me no speaka
engrish."
The cost of living has now gotten so bad that my wife is having sex
with me because she can't afford batteries!
A teacher goes around her class asking each of the kids what do
they need at home.
1st kid says "A computer".
Teacher replies "That'd be very useful."
2nd kid says "a new lawn mower" and gets a similar response.
Little Johnny pops up and says "At my house we don't need nothin."
The teacher asks him to think again carefully as everybody needs
something.
Little Johnny replies, "no I'm sure." "When my sister started going
out with a Muslim, I remember my dad saying,
"Well, that's the last damned thing we need."
A man calls 911 and says "I think my wife is dead". The operator
says, "How do you know?" He says "The sex is about the same, but
the ironing is piling up!"
My girlfriend says she thinks that I might be a stalker. Well ...
she's not exactly my girlfriend yet.
I was explaining to my wife last night that when you die you get
reincarnated but must come back as a different creature. She said
she would like to come back as a cow. I said, "You obviously she
haven't been listening."
My wife has been missing a week now. The police said to prepare for
the worst. So, I had to go down to Goodwill to get all of her
clothes back.
The Red Cross just knocked on my door and asked if we could
contribute towards the floods in Pakistan . I said we'd love to,
but our garden hose only reaches to the driveway.
Take time to enjoy life! It's ALL good...............
