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Sponge Bob Square Wheels
Man Killed on Golf Course.
A foursome of guys was waiting at the men's tee while a foursome of
women was hitting from the women's tee. The ladies were not rushing
and were taking their time.
When the final lady was ready to hit her ball, she hacked it ten
feet. Then she went over and whiffed it completely. Then she hacked
it another ten feet and finally hacked it another five feet.
She looked up at the patiently waiting men and said apologetically,
"I guess all those f~cking lessons I took over the winter didn't help."
One of the men immediately responded, "Well, there you have it. You
should have taken golf lessons instead!"
He never even had a chance to duck. He was only 63 . . .
A foursome of guys was waiting at the men's tee while a foursome of
women was hitting from the women's tee. The ladies were not rushing
and were taking their time.
When the final lady was ready to hit her ball, she hacked it ten
feet. Then she went over and whiffed it completely. Then she hacked
it another ten feet and finally hacked it another five feet.
She looked up at the patiently waiting men and said apologetically,
"I guess all those f~cking lessons I took over the winter didn't help."
One of the men immediately responded, "Well, there you have it. You
should have taken golf lessons instead!"
He never even had a chance to duck. He was only 63 . . .
