MJ Jokes

[droptop]

Do you think Elvis has looked up MJ yet and asked him about Lisa Marie?

 

[Roadcuda]

Do you think Elvis has looked up MJ yet and asked him about Lisa Marie?

I'd love to be the fly on the wall for that conversation! :jester:

 

[george68hemirr]

i think hes going to die AGAIN after Elvis gets done with that little jerkoff.....and after he gets done with him JOHN WAYNE will step in and really send him to where he belongs

 

[Roadcuda]

i think hes going to die AGAIN after Elvis gets done with that little jerkoff.....and after he gets done with him JOHN WAYNE will step in and really send him to where he belongs

I'm sure that the Duke will not be calling him a pilgrim.

 

[george68hemirr]

i think hes going to die AGAIN after Elvis gets done with that little jerkoff.....and after he gets done with him JOHN WAYNE will step in and really send him to where he belongs

I'm sure that the Duke will not be calling him a pilgrim.

good one

 

[moparstuart]

Did you hear that rumble from heaven today? That was Elvis beating the crap out of Michael Jackson for marrying his daughter

 

[Basketcase]

I think MJ has made friends with a coal shovel by now..........

 

[ACME A12]

I think MJ has made friends with a coal shovel by now..........

You got that right!

 

[george68hemirr]

yes he went down

 

[Hoosier Bird]

yes he went down

On who? :devil: :lmao:

 

[moparstuart]

It's been determined that Michael Jackson's body was 90% plastic.
> Therefore, he will be melted down and his body turned into Legos, whereby
> little boys can play with him for a change.
>

 

[69hemibeep]

Thats better

 

[Roadcuda]

Now we're really gettin' bad!!!!!!!!! Even if it all may be true! :devil:

 

[Big John]

Michael Jackson wakes up and says to the paramedics “Have I died and gone to heaven?” Paramedic says No, we’re just wheeling you through the childrens ward!

 

[Big John]

As a memorial to the passing of Michael Jackson, Kmart is having a King of Pop Sale... Boy's pants are half off.

 

[Big John]

This just in: Michael Jackson suffered a massive heart attack when he walked into his kitchen and saw Chris Hansen standing there holding a plate of freshly baked chocolate chip cookies.

 

[Big John]

Reports say that Michael Jackson infact died of shock after finding out that Boys2Men were a band not a delivery Service

 

[Big John]

Michael Jackson died yesterday in LA, Doctors report says he didnt go stiff untill they wheeled him past the childrens ward

 

[Big John]

Doctors believe Michael Jacksons heart attack was due to a hereditary problem. They think its the result of a defective billy gene

 

[Big John]

Michael Jackson hasn’t been this stiff since Macully Culkin spent the night at Neverland Ranch.